Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Monkey Magic

Just browsing the web and I came across this snippet of a 'story' regarding the young lady in the photo on holiday and attempting to take a selfie with a local monkey. Apparently the monkey didn't approve.
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Later, when interviewed, the monkey, whom we now know to be called Cecil, said this, "I was just relaxing, enjoying the shade and scratching my butt, when this bimbo shoves her face next to me for a selfie!" He went on to explain the reason for his reaction, "Being a celebrity you accept recognition and adoring fans, but come on, even celebs deserve a day off. I mean, she didn't even ask permission! My agent will have a bf [bitch fit] when she hears about this!"

The woman in question was unavailable for comment. She was last reported seen running towards her hotel six miles away.

The look on the young woman's face says it all. I couldn't help but burst out laughing when I saw this. So I thought I'd share it with you lovely people, especially the animal lovers amongst you.

Personally I'm on the monkey's side - I hate having my picture taken. Part of me would like to imagine it shouting, "Get the f**k outta here!" And how ironic is the statue pose upon which the monkey is sitting. Synchronicity at its best :)